STAND UP AT WAL-MART

Some Day, I’m Gonna Do Stand Up

I don’t want to come off snobbish, but Wal-Mart brings it out of me.
Today, while making a quick stop at the Mount Vernon edition, it seemed like a parade of stereotypes…enough that parts of a comedy routine started to appear in my head. Just so you know, when you eventually do see me up on stage, you’ll hear this one:

“Overheard two gals talking at Wal-Mart today. The conversation went something like this–

‘I just got me a new tattoo.’
‘Really? What’s it say?”
‘Oh, I decided to get Angelina Julie’s name tattooed on my back’
‘You mean Angelina JOlie’
“(pause) Oh SHEEEEE-it!”

Tim Hunter

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